Elliott Rodgers

Welcome to the latest evolution of my website, although I have gone back to a previous idea of a journal this version uses the latest HTML5 and CSS3 goodies and WordPress magic- custom taxonomies, a new specially custom built accordion style vertical menu which has leaves some of the longer sub menus like Fun Stuff as Tag Clouds, some of the pages have been resorted, a jQuery lightbox for viewing images. There’s more good stuff on the way soon. I used the Diary/Notebook theme with some tweaks and polish to add my own personal touch.

Hope you enjoy exploring my updated website.

My website is currently in Beta 2, everything should work apart from a couple of minor issues and niggles bits I am ironing out.

I’m making some changes to my website for 2012, they’ll be a whole new more “personal look and feel”, some pages and features are going to be retired and some new ones may even appear.

In order to accomplish this there will be some periods where my site will temporarily become unavailable for a few hours, I’m going to try and keep these as short as I can and late evening. The first of these is probably going to be this Sunday afternoon/evening. There may in the next couple of weeks be a few less blog posts as I focus on bringing all the changes online.

The changes will be worth it.

As part of these changes there is no more slideshow and I am reverting back to the WordPress gallery shortcode, combined with a Lightbox using the jQuery Lightbox For Native Galleries plugin

They’ll be no blog post on Wednesday as I am supporting the SOPA/PIPA Protest using the Stop SOPA Plugin just to let you know. My site will be unavailable all day.

You can find out more by visiting the American Censorship – Stop SOPA site.

It’s sad to think that on this incarnation of my website the spam count has now exceeded 10,000. (The total now is: 15,758)

Thank God for Akismet the world’s best anti spam system. Hint to spammers your s**t doesn’t get read, doesn’t get to see the ahiny lights of the internet so f**k off leaving your purile drivel on my site.

The latest weird n wacky search terms people have put into search engines on their way to my site. A lot of terms are refering to British Gas Topup card problems, I’m guessing this is as people are turning the heating on.

• how to scam british gas payg meter – How Naughty! I don’t know how to scam a British Gas PAYG Meter and certainly don’t want to get involved in such illegal activity.
• payg brutush gas payment card problems – spelling the name right might help the payment card problems, try copying the name off the card.
• 1957 to watford junction video – why would you want to be that exact..? Why a video of a train? I assume the mean the 7:57pm train.christmas picture broken leg – don’t think you’ll find many Christmas photos of a broken leg?! They found my broken leg in a cast that had a “Christmas wrapping paper” look.
• how bad is bruising for broken ankle – it’s broken, is that not bad enough? If you managed to break your ankle without bruising it – that’s pretty clever of you!
• scams roof – those dodgy roofs are always causing trouble.
• what is a stolen kiss – one of those kisses… you know that you sneakily grabbed.. they arrived at my poem Stolen Kiss. Always be careful stealing kisses – a smack in the face often spoils the enjoyment.
• wheelchair with broken leg – wheelchairs don’t have legs, the clue is in the name WHEELchair.
• chat up lines broken legs – that’s not a great chat up line – oooh you’ve broken your leg?!
• elliot fat naked – how rude?! Not only did they spell my name wrong… am hardly fat and if they are that rude they not seeing me naked… Ahh hang on they may have been looking for the cupid cartoon ‘fat, naked, dangerous’.